I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over
when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
I DIDN’T MEAN IT
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song